Friday, February 1, 2013
Of Tortoise and Tradition
Every year the colleges have a tortoise race. The tortoises are pampered the entire year in preparation for the race. Sadly, one year two tortoises expired before the big day. Tradition is tradition, so rules were ever so slightly tweaked. Two students were allowed to dress as tortoises and race the course. However, the students lost as they were falling down drunk at the time of the race. Slow and steady and SOBER wins the race!